Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Time: 3:52PM-4:52PM

Channel: 476(FUSE)

Currently Airing: The Five Heartbeats

-I have no idea what this is, bros.  I’ll keep you posted.

-It appears to be the story of a singing group trying to make it in the 60s.  Like That Thing You Do for the black man.

-I must be nearing the end of it because one of them was just shot trying to rob a liquor store.  The Oneders never tried to pull that shit.

–They’re all at some awards show receiving gold records and get in a fight and break up the group

-Years later, the lead singer receives a letter from his brother saying he invested all his earnings in a church and invites him to come.  He shows up and the choir is singing their song and they look at each other and cry.  This movie is cornball.

-The movie ends at a barbecue where all the Heartbeats show the kids what music is supposed to sound like.  Fin.  Thank god.

Currently Airing: Trending 10

-Your guess is as good as mine.  Probably some twitter bullshit.

-Yep, two twinkle eyed hosts read tweets from Justin Timberlake before launching into his video for “TKO”

-Whoa, this girl is dragging Justin through the dirt behind a truck.  While he sings!  The man is a national treasure.

-Kid Cudi tweeted that he cannot fucking wait for you to hear his new JAMZ.  Are you guys ready for it?!  JAMZ!

-Panic At The Disco video time!  Oh golly, I can’t wait for this.

-This dude is literally naked in front of a black background and screaming.  I need an adult.

-So….am I a goth, an emo, or a vampire kid now?

-Lady Gaga is so fucking weird.  Just wear clothes, you stupid goofy ass.

-Blake and Miranda hold down the country world like Jay Z and Beyonce.  Just passing that along.

-Carrie Underwood is really really ridiculously good looking

-Welp, that’s about enough of that shit.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, already joined in progress.