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Guilty Watches: Gigolos

Just a forewarning, this article is going to be graphic.  It’s about a show that involves middlecore fucking.  Gigolos is a half hour program on Showtime about 5 different gigolos around the Las Vegas area.  An extremely simple premise that within that one sentence should tell you why this is a guilty watch. Just some…

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True Detective S1E5 Review, “The Secret Fate of All Life”

After digesting the fifth installment of True Detective, I finally felt the satisfied sense of contentment that I get after I’ve watched compelling TV.  I still feel that the first three episodes, with clunky ridiculous dialogue and tired late 30s white male detective with issues tropes, were a long, long way away from being even…

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True Detective S1E4 Review, “Who Goes There”

I was all set to rip the shit out of True Detective this week.  I’d given it a reprieve two weeks ago, probably against my better judgement.  There was no episode on Super Bowl Sunday, allowing all of my problems with the show to fester and ferment into a cross-pollinated fireball of alcohol-fueled bacterial malaise…

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Switch Hitter: Property Brothers

  I love Property Brothers.  It is simple and it is formulaic, but formulaic is just fine when you have a great formula. And Property Brothers does.  The format is simple.  A couple has a list of wants and needs for their next home which they cannot afford in their local market.  The Property Brothers…

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Crossing Streams: Breakout Kings

So we at Screensnark are implementing a new article format.  It is called Crossing Streams and the idea goes like this;  A randomizer is used to determine which two people will participate in this week’s edition.  In case you weren’t aware, that’s how we determine the authors of every week’s Some Like it Watched and…

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Joel’s Daily-SUPER BOWL EDITION!

-This thing is gonna be long, folks.  It’s only on for like 8 more fucking hours.  So here are some topics I’ll try to keep at a minimum: 12th Man, OMAHA!, Marshawn Lynch is quiet, Richard Sherman is loud, Peyton Manning is the greatest, and the weather. -The Peanuts gang standing around Schroeder playing the…