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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 14!

Friday, November 29th, 2013 Time: 11:27PM-12:27AM Channel: 520(Encore Love) Currently Airing: Addicted To Love   -Matthew Broderick and Meg Ryan try to break up their exes relationship.  Anyone else remember this one?  It ain’t too bad. -So Broderick(Sam) sets up shop in the abandoned building across from his ex Linda’s apartment and spies on her…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 13!

Friday, November 22nd, 2013 Time: 10:08-11:08PM Channel: 37(msnbc) Currently Airing: Lock Up: New Mexico -Yep, nothin better on a Friday night than watching a bunch of these scary motherfuckers try and kill each other.  Beer me, please. -I wonder if this is where Walter White would have spent his final days.  Spoiler Alert.  Walt has…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 12!

Saturday, November 16th, 2013 Time: 7:00PM-8:00PM Channel: 57(FX) Currently Airing: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen -Hey it’s my first repeat customer on the wheel.  Good ol’ dependable FX! -Ahhhhhh crap. -How long are we going to keep trying to make Josh Duhamel a thing?  It’s over people.  It’s done. -I could use a job, but…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY11!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 Time: 3:54-4:54PM Channel: 136(G4) Currently Airing: LOST -Meh, I’m not the biggest LOST fan on the planet, but the wheel has been much crueler -Too bad it’s about over, because it’s at least a Ben-centric episode and he was one of the more interesting characters -Episode ends with Ben telling Charles…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY10!

Thursday, November 7th, 2013 Time: 3:52PM-4:52PM Channel: 476(FUSE) Currently Airing: The Five Heartbeats -I have no idea what this is, bros.  I’ll keep you posted. -It appears to be the story of a singing group trying to make it in the 60s.  Like That Thing You Do for the black man. -I must be nearing…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 9!

Wednesday, October 30th, 2013 Time: 3:13-4:13 PM Channel: 416(NBA TV) Currently Airing: NBA Pregame   -Eh, The wheel has been much crueler to me than this.  But I haven’t fervently followed the NBA for like 10 years. -They are verbally fellating the Brooklyn Nets as if they’re going to get backstage passes to the next…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 8!

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 Time: 2:38-3:38 Channel: 9(QVC) Currently Airing: Affinity Diamond Jewelry -Sorry about the absence.  Medical emergency.  Love ya’ll for the well wishes -Oh, God dammit.  Hard Whammy.  Super Whammy! -What the hell?  I thought QVC was for lonely old ladies late at night with a credit card.  These earrings are a thousand…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 7!

Saturday, October 5th, 2013 Time: 9:39-10:39PM Channel: 57(FX) Currently Airing: Hancock -I just finished off a 3 and a half hour game between the Tigers and A’s where it was 0-0 in the 9th.  You were either going to get slightly inebriated FURIOUS Joel or slightly inebriated ELATED Joel.  Well, Woo hoo, motherfuckers! -Hancock?  Crap. …

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 6!

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013 Time: 2:10-3:10PM Channel: 71(VH1) Currently Airing: Miami Monkey -WTF is this?  I’ll bet a million dollars this show is not nearly as fun as its title would suggest -Oh, it’s a show about a bar where a bunch of hot chicks work practically naked.  I can work with this. -Except for…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 5!

Saturday, September 28th, 2013 Time: 1:38-2:38PM Channel: 417(NFL Network) Currently Airing: Derrick Thomas: A Football Life -Aw man, this guy died too early. I remember watching a primetime game once where he had like 6 sacks in one half.  This dude put fools on blast. -Sounds like he blew right through his money as he…