Thursday, November 7th, 2013
Currently Airing: The Five Heartbeats
-I have no idea what this is, bros. I’ll keep you posted.
-It appears to be the story of a singing group trying to make it in the 60s. Like That Thing You Do for the black man.
-I must be nearing the end of it because one of them was just shot trying to rob a liquor store. The Oneders never tried to pull that shit.
–They’re all at some awards show receiving gold records and get in a fight and break up the group
-Years later, the lead singer receives a letter from his brother saying he invested all his earnings in a church and invites him to come. He shows up and the choir is singing their song and they look at each other and cry. This movie is cornball.
-The movie ends at a barbecue where all the Heartbeats show the kids what music is supposed to sound like. Fin. Thank god.
Currently Airing: Trending 10
-Your guess is as good as mine. Probably some twitter bullshit.
-Yep, two twinkle eyed hosts read tweets from Justin Timberlake before launching into his video for “TKO”
-Whoa, this girl is dragging Justin through the dirt behind a truck. While he sings! The man is a national treasure.
-Kid Cudi tweeted that he cannot fucking wait for you to hear his new JAMZ. Are you guys ready for it?! JAMZ!
-Panic At The Disco video time! Oh golly, I can’t wait for this.
-This dude is literally naked in front of a black background and screaming. I need an adult.
-So….am I a goth, an emo, or a vampire kid now?
-Lady Gaga is so fucking weird. Just wear clothes, you stupid goofy ass.
-Blake and Miranda hold down the country world like Jay Z and Beyonce. Just passing that along.
-Carrie Underwood is really really ridiculously good looking
-Welp, that’s about enough of that shit. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, already joined in progress.