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Homeland S3E5 Review, “The Yoga Play”

I’m not going to let Homeland off the hook completely.  There’s still plenty to be pissed about, and the show is nowhere near what it was at the end of the first season, or in the middle of the second season.  But they hit the Season 3 reset button at the last available second where…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 9!

Wednesday, October 30th, 2013 Time: 3:13-4:13 PM Channel: 416(NBA TV) Currently Airing: NBA Pregame   -Eh, The wheel has been much crueler to me than this.  But I haven’t fervently followed the NBA for like 10 years. -They are verbally fellating the Brooklyn Nets as if they’re going to get backstage passes to the next…

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Some Like It Watched: Grimm

Grimm, 9pm NBC Fridays For this week’s installment of Some Like it Watched we switched things up a bit. One contributor is now chosen at random to select the show while three poor schlubs are chosen at random to watch whatever is selected. In this case, yours truly was giving the power of choosing, and…

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S1E5, “Girl in the Flower Dress”

At least there are tits. Nothing is more disappointing than wasted potential.  Among new TV shows, this is the show that everyone is discussing.  But no one is saying, “holy shit, this is great!”, it’s basically, “damn, it could be so much better”.  That’s not good.  Disney has a brand to protect, of course they…

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Masters of Sex S1E4 Review, “Thank You For Coming”

Season Ones can be fascinating to watch, because even the worst, low concept garbage can show glimpses of potential.  Masters of Sex is hardly that, as there is a creative vision here that is almost a prerequisite for a show to get greenlit in the 21st century premium cable landscape.  Even Hung had enough to…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 8!

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 Time: 2:38-3:38 Channel: 9(QVC) Currently Airing: Affinity Diamond Jewelry -Sorry about the absence.  Medical emergency.  Love ya’ll for the well wishes -Oh, God dammit.  Hard Whammy.  Super Whammy! -What the hell?  I thought QVC was for lonely old ladies late at night with a credit card.  These earrings are a thousand…

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Homeland S3E4 Review, “Game On”

Is there any way to kindly and gently say, “worst episode of the series so far”? The first two episodes of this season were spiraling downward to this.  Then, with the third installment, we had a reprieve, with Brody returning to reach his own personal rock bottom, which was mirrored by Carrie’s.  There was an…

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Sons of Anarchy “Salvage” review

This is late as hell, but having a toddler that requires constant attention and a job that drains a lot of hours makes it difficult to submit these in a timely fashion.  Hopefully this gives everybody time to have DVR’d this shit. The Juice is loose! Seriously, it may have been one of the smaller…

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A Screensnark Expose: Hospital Television

I am a television connoisseur and for reasons I’d rather not delve into at the moment, I’ve become quite a hospital connoisseur as well.  I’ve spent probably close to 4 months of real time in a hospital bed since February 2012, including 8 days recently(sorry, Wheel of TV shall return shortly).  I can’t handle being…