Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013
Currently Airing: Affinity Diamond Jewelry
-Sorry about the absence. Medical emergency. Love ya’ll for the well wishes
-Oh, God dammit. Hard Whammy. Super Whammy!
-What the hell? I thought QVC was for lonely old ladies late at night with a credit card. These earrings are a thousand dollars!(or 6 easy payments of 166.50!) Put down the plastic right now, grandma!
-haha, today is the ONLY day they’re offering the payment plan because of course it is.
-Could this dude be any more gay? Like offensively gay?
-These are great for red carpet events. You hear that, Mila Kunis? QVC got you!
-Now we get a sterling ring for only 423 dollars. What the fuck is this!? I was unaware that QVC skews towards the upper class real houswhores.
-”If you don’t like to be noticed, maybe this ring isn’t for you”. Ohhhh, gay bro is so greasssssy.
-Nice, lay on the holiday guilt. This’ll get you out of the doghouse in a flash. These people are reprehensible.
-Gay bro is crying now. It’s his last show after 14 years. Weird that I was here to see that.
Got a thousand bucks, pretty lady?
-Sweet, now it’s time for shoes, you guys. SHOOOOOOOOES! Oh my godddddd.
-”Can’t you just see her commanding a conference in those?” What? No, No I can’t. At all. What are you talking about?!
-The price on these shoes has been marked down TODAY ONLY from 129.00 to 128.64. Is that a joke?
-I don’t know, fellas. I’m watching women sell shoes. I don’t understand much of anything that’s being said. I can tell you that these shoes are very plain and boring and I’m clockwatching at this point.
-I like the spokesladies making snide half burns on the pretty models. What’s your name? Amy? Oh, Amanda? How about you wear the shoes, dear. I’ll worry about the rest. Reaowwwr!
-”These are probably the best shoes I’ve ever put on my feet. I own several.” Whoa, who put that call through? What a controversial take! PROBABLY?
-Ohh, cute and sporty sexy boots. I am in hell, you guys.
-Pouring water on the boots to prove their water resistance has easily been the most exciting thing to happen so far. Yeah.
-Why are they standing in front of a Christmas tree? It isn’t even Halloween yet!
-Enough. I’ve had it. hour’s up. Wheel of TV did me so wrong today. I need to go lie down.
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