Feb 13 Woke up to the good ‘ol reliable blood draw at fucking 4AM. Gotta have that hemo by the time the Mercedes roll in. Then what the fuck do I do? I’m wide awake now. At 4, we’ve got ‘lil ‘lil kids programming, a mess of paid programming, old Married with Children episodes that…
1. A tiny bit of backstory for those not in the know. I’ve spent a shitload of time in the hospital over the past couple plus years. Probably 5 or more months of real time. Basically I have a lot of problems symptomatic of Diabetes without actually having Diabetes. I’ve had six(SIX!) total amputations on…
Hey, guys. It’s been a while. How are you? You look great. Anyone who knows me even a little bit knows that I LOVE the Shield. Because I’ve gotten them to watch it or am still currently nagging them to watch it. It’s one of my top 3 TV shows of all time. It…
After 9 days in the hospital, I’d felt amazing. Very optimistic on life and here’s something I wrote that I felt didn’t really fit within the breadth of the rest of the stuff, partly because it’s way longer and more thought out than some of the goofy shit I wrote and partly because I think…
-This thing is gonna be long, folks. It’s only on for like 8 more fucking hours. So here are some topics I’ll try to keep at a minimum: 12th Man, OMAHA!, Marshawn Lynch is quiet, Richard Sherman is loud, Peyton Manning is the greatest, and the weather. -The Peanuts gang standing around Schroeder playing the…
1/18-The Spoils Of Babylon “Kicking The Habit”-IFC -This show is so fucking bizarre, you guys. It’s a spoof of all those 70s and 80s mini series events like The Thorn Birds and it is hysterical. Will Ferrell plays Babylon scribe Eric Jonrosh and he narrates us through this ludicrous love story starring Tobey Maguire, Kristen…
I’m a bit of a talk show junkie. Chances are, I’m actually watching someone promote their new show than the show itself. Not many people could pull off what Ferguson does on a nightly basis. He doesn’t have emmy award nominated teams of writers. He seemingly wings it every night, flying without a net. And…
1/09-TMZ-Fox -If it makes you feel any better, I hate myself for watching this. -Michelle Rodriguez got bombed courtside at the Knicks game and started full on tongue kissing her supermodel friend. This was pleasant. -The Honey Boo Boo clan got in a car wreck and injured themselves and Harvey and the gang are laughing…
1/06-Pardon The Interruption-ESPN -One of about three sports news shows I can stand anymore. I enjoy the banter between these cantankerous old coots. -Tony’s not buying the Colin Kaepernick kool-aid, because there’s a good chance they’d have to go through Seattle, where the Niners have been getting shit kicked lately. -Tony puts the Bengals on…
1/06-America The Wild “Yellowstone Springs”-Nat Geo Wild -I’ve been on a serious Nat Geo Wild kick lately, you guys. Animals are so fucking weird and awesome. -Casey Anderson is our guide and he is such a wilderdude. He reminds me of my friend, Jake. Grew up in Montana with nothing to do so now he…