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Switch Hitter: American Horror Story

  Switch Hitter is the companion piece to Some Like It Watched.  Unlike SLIW, where one person picks a popular show which is surprisingly popular and we try to figure out the reason for its success, Switch Hitter calls for one ScreenSnarker to pick a show which she or he likes and have two fellow…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY10!

Thursday, November 7th, 2013 Time: 3:52PM-4:52PM Channel: 476(FUSE) Currently Airing: The Five Heartbeats -I have no idea what this is, bros.  I’ll keep you posted. -It appears to be the story of a singing group trying to make it in the 60s.  Like That Thing You Do for the black man. -I must be nearing…

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Some Like The Real Housewives

Jam knows damned good and well that I dislike monster shows and by forcing me to watch Grimm, which isn’t even a good monster show, he left me no choice.  I was on the button and wanted to be nice.  I really did.  But then I drew Jam and Shelly and Cam.  I know Shelly…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 9!

Wednesday, October 30th, 2013 Time: 3:13-4:13 PM Channel: 416(NBA TV) Currently Airing: NBA Pregame   -Eh, The wheel has been much crueler to me than this.  But I haven’t fervently followed the NBA for like 10 years. -They are verbally fellating the Brooklyn Nets as if they’re going to get backstage passes to the next…

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Some Like It Watched: Grimm

Grimm, 9pm NBC Fridays For this week’s installment of Some Like it Watched we switched things up a bit. One contributor is now chosen at random to select the show while three poor schlubs are chosen at random to watch whatever is selected. In this case, yours truly was giving the power of choosing, and…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 8!

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 Time: 2:38-3:38 Channel: 9(QVC) Currently Airing: Affinity Diamond Jewelry -Sorry about the absence.  Medical emergency.  Love ya’ll for the well wishes -Oh, God dammit.  Hard Whammy.  Super Whammy! -What the hell?  I thought QVC was for lonely old ladies late at night with a credit card.  These earrings are a thousand…

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Some Like the Vampire Diaries

  VAMPIRES! EEEK! This week’s installment of Some Like It Watched has us exploring the The CW’s The Vampire Diaries. The Vampire Diaries | The CW | Thursdays 8PM Jam: I was really looking forward to making a “man it’s about time someone came up with a vampire show” joke, but after a cursory Wikipedia search, apparently this…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 7!

Saturday, October 5th, 2013 Time: 9:39-10:39PM Channel: 57(FX) Currently Airing: Hancock -I just finished off a 3 and a half hour game between the Tigers and A’s where it was 0-0 in the 9th.  You were either going to get slightly inebriated FURIOUS Joel or slightly inebriated ELATED Joel.  Well, Woo hoo, motherfuckers! -Hancock?  Crap. …

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DVR Demon-”Opening Pandora’s Box”

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here. Survivor S27E3 “Opening Pandora’s Box” Previously on Survivor: Despite looking the part and acting…