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DVR Demon-*Blast From The Past*

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here.   Also, if you’re a dildo about spoilers, tread lightly   *Blast From The…

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DVR Demon-Ray Donovan

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here.   Also, if you’re a dildo about spoilers, tread lightly   Ray Donovan S1E11…

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Shit My Wife Watches – Deadly Women

  Deadly Women – Death Benefits Shit my wife watches is a column where I sit down with my wife and watch whatever bullshit she happens to be watching at the time.  She’s happy because I’m spending time with her, and then I dissect and bash the hell out of the things that make her…

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Homeland Season 3 Primer

There are now two Homelands. The Homeland That Could Have Been, and the Homeland that Is. The Homeland TCHB includes much of what remains in the Homeland that Is. All of the best elements from Zero Dark Thirty are in. Bi-polar-as-fuck, wall-collage-pasting Carrie is certainly in. Mandy Patinkin’s beard is without a doubt in, but…

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Survivor Premiere/Big Brother Finale Recap

Its that time of year again! School is back in session, weather is taking a turn for the cooler, leaves are starting to drop and Jeff “Peachy” Probst is back in action with what seems to be an unlimited supply of Columbia fishing shirts in every color. Its time for Survivor! Cue the tropical drums…

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Survivor: Blood vs Water Episode 1 Recap

Sweet Jesus! Survivor is back! Pardon me but I’ve been drinking and I have no clue what tropical locale the 20 castaways have been taken to this season. But that’s not important. What is important is the fact that we have some new twists this season. The 27th season of Survivor is titled “Blood vs…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION!

Wheel of Television is a column in which I will use a random number generator to pick out a television channel for me and I will watch whatever the wheel determines for one hour and give you my random thoughts and observations on everything I bear witness to.  Spin the wheel, make the deal!  Round…

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DVR Demon-30 Minute Meals

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here? Also, if you’re a dildo about spoilers, tread lightly   30 Minute Meals S24E11…

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DVR Demon-Interior Therapy

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here. Also, if you’re a dildo about spoilers, tread lightly   Interior Therapy With Jeff…

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The Modern Element of Television

Hi kids, do you like violence?  Do you like rock and roll, drugs, boobs and vaginas?  Sounds like you need some HBO.  Old timers would tell you that the Golden Age of Television was from the 1940’s through the early 1960’s.  Or is that Wikipedia?  In this time The Twilight Zone enthralled the nation on…