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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY11!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013 Time: 3:54-4:54PM Channel: 136(G4) Currently Airing: LOST -Meh, I’m not the biggest LOST fan on the planet, but the wheel has been much crueler -Too bad it’s about over, because it’s at least a Ben-centric episode and he was one of the more interesting characters -Episode ends with Ben telling Charles…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY10!

Thursday, November 7th, 2013 Time: 3:52PM-4:52PM Channel: 476(FUSE) Currently Airing: The Five Heartbeats -I have no idea what this is, bros.  I’ll keep you posted. -It appears to be the story of a singing group trying to make it in the 60s.  Like That Thing You Do for the black man. -I must be nearing…

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Some Like The Real Housewives

Jam knows damned good and well that I dislike monster shows and by forcing me to watch Grimm, which isn’t even a good monster show, he left me no choice.  I was on the button and wanted to be nice.  I really did.  But then I drew Jam and Shelly and Cam.  I know Shelly…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 9!

Wednesday, October 30th, 2013 Time: 3:13-4:13 PM Channel: 416(NBA TV) Currently Airing: NBA Pregame   -Eh, The wheel has been much crueler to me than this.  But I haven’t fervently followed the NBA for like 10 years. -They are verbally fellating the Brooklyn Nets as if they’re going to get backstage passes to the next…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 8!

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 Time: 2:38-3:38 Channel: 9(QVC) Currently Airing: Affinity Diamond Jewelry -Sorry about the absence.  Medical emergency.  Love ya’ll for the well wishes -Oh, God dammit.  Hard Whammy.  Super Whammy! -What the hell?  I thought QVC was for lonely old ladies late at night with a credit card.  These earrings are a thousand…

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A Screensnark Expose: Hospital Television

I am a television connoisseur and for reasons I’d rather not delve into at the moment, I’ve become quite a hospital connoisseur as well.  I’ve spent probably close to 4 months of real time in a hospital bed since February 2012, including 8 days recently(sorry, Wheel of TV shall return shortly).  I can’t handle being…

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WHEEL OF TELEVISION! DAY 7!

Saturday, October 5th, 2013 Time: 9:39-10:39PM Channel: 57(FX) Currently Airing: Hancock -I just finished off a 3 and a half hour game between the Tigers and A’s where it was 0-0 in the 9th.  You were either going to get slightly inebriated FURIOUS Joel or slightly inebriated ELATED Joel.  Well, Woo hoo, motherfuckers! -Hancock?  Crap. …

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Joel In One-The Millers

CBS has been pulling out all the stops with their seemingly endless barrage of new comedies.  Anna Faris, Allison Janney, Robin Williams, Sarah Michelle Gellar….these are huge names.  And The Millers is no exception to that rule with an amazing cast in its own right: Will Arnett, Margo Martindale, Beau Bridges and the incomparable JB…

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DVR Demon-”Opening Pandora’s Box”

DVR Demon is a column in which I run you through all the bullshit that happened to escape my DVR on any given day. I’m hardly ever current on any shows, so who knows what the fuck you’ll find in here. Survivor S27E3 “Opening Pandora’s Box” Previously on Survivor: Despite looking the part and acting…

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Joel In One-We Are Men

I’m gonna make this one real short.  Nope. Never. Not even once.  I never want to hear from or see this program again and yes it deserves to die and I hope it burns in hell! Kumar, some new guy, Jerry O’Connell Romijn Stamos and Mr. Monk are four bros who live in some weird…